无敌破坏王回归，这次大闹互联网又有哪些爆笑台词？

Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!

云妮洛普：哇，哇，女士们，我可以解释的！瞧，呃……我也是个公主！

Anna: Wait. What?

安娜：等等，什么？

Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.

云妮洛普：是啊！《甜蜜冲刺》里的，呃……糖果王国公主云妮洛普？我确信你们听说过。要不然就尴尬了。

Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?

宝嘉康蒂：你是哪种公主？

Vanellope: What kind?

云妮洛普：哪种？

Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?

长发公主：你有魔法头发吗？

Vanellope: No.

云妮洛普：没有。

Elsa: Magic hands?

艾尔莎：会施魔法？

Vanellope: No.

云妮洛普：不会。

Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?

灰姑娘：动物们跟你说话？

Vanellope: No.

云妮洛普：没。

Snow White: Were you poisoned?

白雪公主：你被下过毒吗？

Vanellope: No!

云妮洛普：没有！

Aurora, Tiana: Cursed?

奥罗拉，蒂安娜：被施过咒？

Vanellope: No!

云妮洛普：没有

Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?

长发公主，贝尔：被绑架要么被奴役？

Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

云妮洛普：没有！你们都还好吗？我是不是该报警？

Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!

爱丽儿：那么我就不得不认为你是和海底女巫做了笔交易，她夺走了你的声音，作为回报给了你一双人类的腿。

Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?

云妮洛普：不！天呐，谁会做这种事？

Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?

白雪：你有没有过真爱之吻？

Vanellope: Eww, barf!

云妮洛普：呃，恶心！

Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?

茉莉公主：你是不是跟老爸合不来？

Vanellope: I don't even have a mom.

云妮洛普：我连妈妈都没有。

Ariel, Snow White, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Elsa, Cinderella, Belle, Anna: Neither do we!

爱丽儿，白雪公主，茉莉公主，宝嘉康蒂，艾尔莎，灰姑娘，贝尔，安娜：我们也没有！

Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

长发公主：接下来是个大问题：大家是不是认为在一个高大强壮男出现后，你所有的问题都迎刃而解了？

Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?

云妮洛普：对！那又怎样？

Ariel, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Elsa, Cinderella, Belle, Anna, Rapunzel: She *is* a Princess!

爱丽儿，茉莉公主，宝嘉康蒂，艾尔莎，灰姑娘，贝尔，安娜，长发公主：她真是个公主！

Ralph: Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?

拉尔夫：为什么不该是“拉尔夫大破互联网”？

Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?

云妮洛普：对啊，他不是无敌破坏王拉尔夫吗？

Yesss: Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.

赞姐：呃，对，但是“大闹互联网”，听起来是件大事。

Ralph: Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?

拉尔夫：对啊，可是“大破互联网”听着更朗朗上口，不是吗？

Yesss: You're not wrong.

赞姐：你说的没错。

Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!

拉尔夫：嗨，小朋友，醒醒！

Vanellope: [screams] Ralph, what is wrong with you?

云妮洛普：[尖叫]拉尔夫，你怎么了？

Ralph: Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!

拉尔夫：搅动黄油，穿上教堂的鞋子，小姑娘，因为我们要点火起飞了！

Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?

云妮洛普：拉尔夫，你到底想说什么？

Ralph: We're going to the internet.

拉尔夫：我们要去互联网世界。

Ralph: Outta my way, kid!

拉尔夫：快起开，孩子！

[He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]

[开始喂兔子和猫咪煎饼和奶昔]

Ralph: Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen. Milkshake!

拉尔夫：煎饼……奶昔……奶昔……我开始明白为什么大家喜欢这个游戏了！非常佛系。奶昔！

[Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes]

[云妮洛普带着更多煎饼穿过两面门]

Vanellope: Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!

云妮洛普：嘿，看我找到什么了！更多煎饼！

Ralph: Let's speed it up!

拉尔夫：咱们加快速度！

[He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]

[开始投喂兔子更多煎饼]

Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!

拉尔夫：煎饼，煎饼，煎饼，煎饼，煎饼，煎饼！煎饼，煎饼！吃啊，小兔兔！快吃，快吃！

[Vanellope starts to look worried]

[云妮洛普有些担心]

Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.

云妮洛普：呃，拉尔夫，你或许想给猫咪也喂喂。

[the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth]

[兔子胖得吓人，有一盘煎饼入口]

Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!

拉尔夫：不，猫咪喝奶昔！兔子吃煎饼！

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